porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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funkygodz:

when the teacher says you can work in pairs and you and your friend are like

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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